DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
