I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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