office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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