nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize