I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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