Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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