Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class