Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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