If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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