Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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