You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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