Can i not drive my cunt home
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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