my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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