Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
