Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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