just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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