I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i need some magic done to my vagina
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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