absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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