Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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