And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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