your room smells of hookers.
And success
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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