Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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