There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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