Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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