I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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