its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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