i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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