My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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