The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
she smelled like a LAN party
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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