You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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