So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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