me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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