would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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