I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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