So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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