For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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