You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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