how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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