I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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