Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nicole vs. Life
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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