All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
