mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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