I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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