This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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