worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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