and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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