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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?

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  um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan

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• (713): View more from Texas

  onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.

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