Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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