first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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