just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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