it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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