only you would photoshop your dick
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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