Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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