i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm having to shit out rocks
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