you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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